Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Tuesday 9/16/08

The EIB Network ^ | September 16, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
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From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
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Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
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[Fawn]

Yeah she does seem nice...but I’ll bet she’s a pistol working on our forms.

[Roccus]

Not sure if I told this joke here before, but here goes...

Obama and McCain are in a barbershop grabbing a shave. Obama’s barber finishes and reaches for the aftershave.
“Oh no.” says Obama. “My wife will think I’ve been in a brothel.”
McCain’s barber finishes and gives him a questioning look.
“Go ahead” says McCain. “My wife doesn’t know what a brothel smells like.”

[ChicagoConservative27]

Durbin needs to get off the sauce.

[Fawn]

What+are+you+,+a+math+teacher?

[ChicagoConservative27]

LOL!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Dirtbin thinks by mentioning Rush Limbaugh he can throw some red meat to the moonbats.

[Joisey]

Thanks, CC! Very nice picture. Here's my screen saver:

THE NEW MERILL LYNCH LOGO

[ChicagoConservative27]

Dirtbin is polling 60-27 over the Repub running. Illinois is a POS.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Nice!

[tioga]

with a blind eye! LOL

[Fawn]

That poster needs to be in a colostomy office.

[Fawn]

Crap! I meant ColonOSCOPY office! No pun intended.

[AGreatPer]

Congratulations to the Cleveland fans at Sundays game.
When it was announced that Rush was at the game they chanted We Love Rush.

[listenhillary]

I hope the Republicans find the backbone to lay bare the stink that was Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac.

[Clint N. Suhks]

I love how they put Sarahcuda in front of McCain!

Marketing Genius!

[Roccus]

Here’s a list of all the BUMS in congress who took Fannie and Freddie money. It’s really long and it ain’t all D’s. Dodd, BHO and Hitlery lead the list by far.

http://www.opensecrets.org/news/2008/09/update-fannie-mae-and-freddie.html

[ChicagoConservative27]

Amen!

[Joisey]

Yeah, Chris Dodd should be under indictment already. It really steams me how the 'Rats are always immune to criminal prosecution no matter what they do while Conservatives are perp walked for the smallest transgressions.

Here's hoping Sarah Palin changes things.

[Roccus]

Sorry, not Hitlery, but Kerry

[Clint N. Suhks]

Tooo Funny!