Posted on 09/16/2008 8:28:11 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Even God knows that he cannot have Free Subjects without Free Will.
He told Reid you can use my name, they can write the checks out to Barak Hussein 0bama
I hope your news from your doctor wasn’t TOO bad.
Did Rush just say that it was Barbara Fecal who introduced Biden? As in fecal matter?
(Sorry for being disgusting.) It’s just that some of these libs’ names are amusing:
Barack Obamination
Ellen Degenerate
etc.
etc.
Fear not, they’ll find the zot.
They can’t help themselves when it comes to defending the
honor of their Sodomite friends. It’s a coping mechanism
to justify their ignoring perversion.
STAND UP CHUCK!
What’s up with the hand?
Its not the teachers so much as the Teacher's Unions. True reform MUST begin with public sector unions being OUTLAWED!!!!
My friend is a NEA loving teacher, She just wants to be “hold” what to do from the union. Her brother is bricklayers union junkie.
Obama giving to charity????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He can't even give a dollar to his brother in the HUT!
I need that list of obama husseins charitable organizations....!!!!
Question. Are Bricklayers unions mostly commie?
By invading Georgia, Russia wrote a check it can’t cover. Foriegn investors beat feet after that.
no FUDDLES, not good......turns out my liver is deformed from birth and it ,at best, 1/2 works.......my blood test indicated a liver ph enzime # of 118 and my liver test of AST was a # 67.......both #’s are sposta be 40 or lower
...Lamisil would kill me at this time and the solution is a liver biopsy to determine if surgery can route the solution and if not, a liver transplant......
I asked if I caused any of this being a drinker and they said not at all, so that was good.
Tomorrow at 10 a.m. here they do the biopsy......so I just wait........
I’m the ever optimistic so I’ll quote my dad from back in the day.....” I’m had worse things on my eyeball”
ONCE AGAIN WE SEE THE CONNECTION BETWEEN NATIONAL SECURITY AND OIL PRICES! DRILL, DRILL, DRILL!
Prayers up.
In Chicago, I would say they are mostly MOB! LOL!
Does anyone know what time the fundraiser at Greystone Mansion is at? I’m thinking I might want to swing by there and see how many of those celeb hypocrites show up in rickshaws and bicycles. Being that there’s global warming and all.
Sorry to hear that, ag.
That deal of using oil prices as an economic weapon cuts both ways, doesn’t it?
Maybe we should grab our nearest available politico by the nose hair until he/she/whatever promises to drill and see Putin’s piggy bank REALLY spring a bunch of leaks.
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