Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday 9/15/08

The EIB Network ^ | September 15, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[Clint N. Suhks]

They automatically found region to pander to the Evangelical Christians.

They automatically found region to pander to the Evangelical Christians. They use religion to pander to Satan's minions.

There, fixed it...

[advertising guy]

and they told ya they were comin and how

...THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ingtar]

What a wonderful t-shirt. Yet another thing the Dims have no clue as to why it appeals.

[MaineConservative]

anyone who says “Jesus was a community organizer” offends ...

Maybe they are talking about Jesus Herandez, not THE JESUS! Jesus is a hispanic first name...

[acad1228]

Hey, Guy! Haven’t seen you in a while. Kinda hard to post. I broke my left hand.

[Ingtar]

Barrabas was the community organizer. Pontius was the equivalent of Petraeus - in the Roman version of the surge.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Dons tinfoil hat.

Are we getting into a religious war?

[MaineConservative]

The Packers are 2-0...Aaron Rogers is making cheeseheads ask "Brett who?" :-)

And the Biff won at New Hampshire, and yes, John McCain was there.

[KevinDavis]

To be fair they where playing the Vikings and Lions..

[sono]

You play the schedule you have ... one game at a time.

[sono]

Logan Act?

[dmanLA]

God will not be mocked. These libs are playing with fire.

“Even God can’t sink this ship...” Captain of the Titanic

[Excellence]

Here comes the really big story...

[TexasNative2000]

Obama and the delay of troop withdrawals......

[MaineConservative]

Ok... the Vikings were supposed to be the team to beat in the NFC north, but the Lions - aren’t a pro team. Dan Olivsky, you should be the QB, not Kitna!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

“One Night in Baghdad”

“I can feel a tingle riding up my pants.”

[Excellence]

Sometimes he saves the biggest story for the last hour. I’m just dancin’.

[Clint N. Suhks]

One Night in Bagdad.

I can feel a tingle running up my pants!

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Scythian]

He’s been waiting to make sure it wasn’t proven to be a fake before he brings it up.

[Clint N. Suhks]

One Night in Bagdad.

I can feel a tingle running up my pants!

ROFLMAO!!!!!