[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

"Obama steps up attacks on McCain, belittling him as a disco age relic"

Obama has his history and timelines a little confused. The president during the disco era, while Obama apparently was busy with bong hits and snorting coke, was none other than Jimmy Carter. Like Obama, Carter was a president of retreat and malaise.

[Prophet in the wilderness]

" Carter was relic of a president of retreat and malaise of times we want to forget. "

There now, fixed.