Let me run this through the ol' Parse-O-Meter...
My apologies that this is taking so long. This is mid-90's technology. The darn thing runs on a 386SX running Windows 3.4.
(BING!) -- There we go!
TRANSLATION: We have no money and we're hoping people watch this thing on YouTube.
Yep. And this is a one-minute ad--a fortune on TV. No way they can afford more than a few.