Posted on 09/12/2008 8:37:30 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
Hi CC!
Opps, Hi CC27!
when Rush was goin off about the word hut, his comment that he could never watch football again was hillarious
hut...hut...hut..hut.......lmao
Its Huge(it fills the entire gulf) but very weak cat 2 and weakening
Hello, everyone ... now that I have unknowingly clicked in to the DAILY KOOKS, I’m off for a shower... dunno if it’s CONTAGIOUS or NOT!!
Got to go folks! Have a great weekend! :) =^..^=
Hi dear
Maybe McCain should run an add like those Macintosh commercials..
I'm entitled to my opinion....and I think he's a creepy nut.
Make government cool? Obama is a twit.
The new Sen.McCain does not know about computers ad was just played.
Late... re: nets challenged Mc
I am John McCain, I don’t know much about the nets, but I fumbled around enough to find this interesting comment on a blog (from Hawaii to boot):
I must say that I think Stanley was creepy. I found through the writings about Frank Davis that he not only was a child molester, sex-obsessed, a pornographer, drug user & heavy drinker¡ gramps Stanley brought him to Frank’s house at age 9. Stanley seemed close enough to Frank to have well known what Frank’s ‘hobby’ was.
Frank was living in Koa Cottages in The Waikiki Jungle in 1970 when Stanley brought the child to see Frank. I lived in Koa Cottages in 1969-1970. It was not a place I’d take a child. It was full of drunks, druggies, male & female hookers and low-life-losers.
In 1981, when BO was 19, his poem about ‘Pop’, his grandfather Stanley was published in an Occidental College paper:
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Pop
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I’m sure he’s unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his slow, unwelcome twitches,
Fail to pass.
I listen, nod,
Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,
Beige T-shirt, yelling,
Yelling in his ears, that hang
With heavy lobes, but he’s still telling
His joke, so I ask why
He’s so unhappy, to which he replies¡
But I don’t care anymore, cause
He took too damn long, and from
Under my seat, I pull out the
Mirror I’ve been saving; I’m laughing,
Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face
To mine, as he grows small,
A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I¡¯ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; ¡®cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop¡¯s black-framed glasses
And know he¡¯s laughing too.
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What does ‘Points out the same amber Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and makes me smell his smell, coming From me’ mean?
A high-school literature teacher said to me, when I showed the poem to her, said: If one of my students wrote that in my class, BY LAW, I’d have to report it.
McCain! Cyber challenged! L0L
What a lame Barama ad. Groovy music though... L0L
Oh, good. What I'm reading about Galveston on the live thread is really frightening.
Ted is the salt of the earth. Thats just a goofy rock and roll pic.
George W Bush likes him, is he a low life?
you would bitch if they hung ya w/ a new rope
I’m so sick of this Jesus was a community organizer crap. I wanna scream.
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