[Xenalyte]

Joe, I have asked you and asked you and ASKED you why you persist in characterizing the ass as the back.

I can tell torso from groin. Why cannot you or Johnny Sutton?

[calcowgirl]

I can tell torso from groin. Why cannot you or Johnny Sutton?

ROFL!

[Pelham]

Because they are in the habit of telling each other “I have my head up my back”.

[joe fonebone]

I say he was shot in the back because he was...as proof i offer the webster dictionary definition of back: "1back Pronunciation: \ˈbak\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Old English bæc; akin to Old High German bah back, Old Norse bak Date: before 12th century 1 a (1): the rear part of the human body especially from the neck to the end of the spine (2): the body considered as the wearer of clothes (3): capacity for labor, effort, or endurance (4): the back considered as the seat of one's awareness of duty or failings (5): the back considered as an area of vulnerability b: the part of a lower animal (as a quadruped) corresponding to the human back c: spinal column d: spine 1c"
Now, for those too damn illiterate to look up things, the back extends to the end of the spinal column, which is the tailbone, which is located in the center OF YOUR ASS....now go and read something....