[NaughtiusMaximus]

Yes, I am happy to give greeting to you, my friend! I hope you are doing well. I have been very much busy helping my perfect health friend in North Korea and now am working with your person of color Obama with big ears.

O Boy, O Boy, O Boy! My own email from Baghdad Bob. I'll treasure it forever! Bob, will you please buy a used car dealership? I want a bumpersticker that says "I bought mine at Baghdad Bob's". :)

[Right Wing Assault]

Bob, will you please buy a used car dealership?

If your person of color Obama with big ears somehow, Allah forbid, loses the election he has already won for his friends in Chicago, he swears to me on the Koran he would like to sell used automobiles. With him as salesman I could do no wrong in business selling. I like your idea and will look inside of it. I have plenties of money from secret deals I made back home. Oh, I should not say more. I will revisit again with you if I can get dealership.