N. Korea: Kim Jong-il Experiencing Intermittent Irregular Seizure from Stroke

Chosun Ilbo ^ | 09/12/08 | Park Seung-joon

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Obviously, it’s very hard to say what’s going on.

Kim has disappeared several times in the past for weeks at a time.

Yep. He could be on a bender or in the hospital, who knows?

[Niuhuru]

Dear God, please take him now and send him to hell. Give him as much justice as he gave others.

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Hurrah Baghdad Bob!

Hey, where you been old buddy!

[Right Wing Assault]

Yes, I am happy to give greeting to you, my friend! I hope you are doing well. I have been very much busy helping my perfect health friend in North Korea and now am working with your person of color Obama with big ears. And his cranky wife with big scowl always.

He needs me much, so here I go! I will do ads for him saying, "Polls show Senator Obama is far ahead of Cain guy. There is no loss coming since Obama has many votes already and is far ahead. There are no Republicans to vote for him anywhere in sight. He is leading 107% to -5%. Everything is fine, he is so far ahead now, especially in Chicago, so Democrats don't even have to go vote in November. Victory is in sight! In fact there is no contest, even. He have already won, since he already said he is president and have a presidential seal."

This message has not been paid for by anyone yet, but I am hoping some, and Baghdad Bob approves it much!"

[Right Wing Assault]

So, what’s with the pom poms in the first two pictures?

I didn't even know those colors existed! Barf.

[ohioarmedneutrality]

Wonder if he is wearing the jammies Aunt Clara sent him last Christmas.

[Towed_Jumper]

“They sure have some real nice antique WWII weapons on display.”

They fit in perfectly with the troops “goose-stepping” in that third picture. Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Stroke.

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Yes, I am happy to give greeting to you, my friend! I hope you are doing well. I have been very much busy helping my perfect health friend in North Korea and now am working with your person of color Obama with big ears.

O Boy, O Boy, O Boy! My own email from Baghdad Bob. I'll treasure it forever! Bob, will you please buy a used car dealership? I want a bumpersticker that says "I bought mine at Baghdad Bob's". :)

[Right Wing Assault]

Bob, will you please buy a used car dealership?

If your person of color Obama with big ears somehow, Allah forbid, loses the election he has already won for his friends in Chicago, he swears to me on the Koran he would like to sell used automobiles. With him as salesman I could do no wrong in business selling. I like your idea and will look inside of it. I have plenties of money from secret deals I made back home. Oh, I should not say more. I will revisit again with you if I can get dealership.