Pick random Palin family member {Todd, Sarah, Track, Piper, Bristol, Willow, Trig}, either a drug {heroin, crack, LSD, oxycontin, ecstacy, hashish, mushrooms, weed, or blow (no, not blow or weed, they're reserved for 0bama at his own request)} or a crime {murder, armed robbery, rape, vandalism, littering, DUI, clubbing baby seals out of season, or fishing without a license}, and a location {in the school, the capitol building, the police station, the tundra, ANWR, their church, or the Watergate Hotel}. String them together to form a random attack, throw it up on DU and Kos, and see how it plays on the evening news, since it's confirmed by two sources - one each on KOSmumists and DUmmies. That's where we get "Track used Oxycontin and vandalized a schoolbus inside the Capitol building", "Willow clubbed a baby seal in ANWR", and "Trig got a DUI in front of the school for the third year in a row (but no record because Satah covered it up)".
Stay tuned for tomorrow's announcement, when we will find out which Palin really led the Watergate break-in, and whether Sarah was anywhere near the grassy knoll in Dallas, or in MSNBCspeak, 'the questions people are raising about Sarah's location on that afternoon.'
Kinda like “Clue.”
My vote is Trig, with a club, at the Watergate.