Democrat Compares Obama to Jesus, Palin to Pontius Pilate on House Floor

breitbart ^ | 9/10/2008

[TheRobb7]

As i read this, i was reminded of Rush’s old parody song about Al Frankin. It could apply to Cohen.

“Should have expected that from you
You dirty little liberal Jew...”

I think it was set to a tune by Hootie and the blowfish....

[Jaded]

No more brandy butter and poached pears for you!

(a simple pledge will do)

[Southern Partisan]

amen brother

[Coldwater Creek]

You probably have just given Paul Shanklin a new idea for a parody. Steve Cohen is his Congressman.

[N. Theknow]

I think it was Balak and not Barak -- but maybe my Bible version is written in Japanese-English (e.g., 'you are useress Arec Bardwin...').

The particular Old Testament reference I was referring to when I said that Barack spoke to Balaam was in Numbers where the ass spoke to Balaam.

[Steel Wolf]

That is very, very funny! Well done.

I wish I could take credit, but somehow I wound up on Obama/Biden 08 mailing list. Apparently, after the revolution, when they're running things, this prayer will be mandatory.

(Actually, they called it The Pledge of Obamallegiance in the email, but noted magnanimously that if you preferred to cling to your tribal superstitions, you would be permitted to refer to it as a Hail Barry instead. Which was nice.)

[El Cid]

Re: 45
Yes, Numbers 22 (the famous Balaam of the prophesizing prayer, and the talking ass). My version has it as Balak (not Barak):

Numbers 22:10 And Balaam said unto God, Balak the son of Zippor, king of Moab, hath sent unto me, saying,...

[TFMcGuire]

Disingenuousness: a Democrat, liberal politician named Cohen using the name of Jesus in a positive comparison with Barrack Obama. Either you don’t know Jesus or you don’t know Obama.

I suspect the former.

[pepperhead]

I said he had Ford’s old seat. Thus he was safe.

[edzo4]

every time they say this crap just remind them that
Jesus’ mom was an unwed teen mother

[Rodm]

And Pontius Obama called for a basin of water, and said “This is above my paygrade” and washed he his hands.

[bestrongbpositive]

Looks like Rove is up to his old tricks, Magnificent !!!

[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

Where was it that Jesus encouraged people to covet their neighbors’ wealth and then promised that He would steal it from them as a “matter of fairness”?

I think it might be in the Gospel of Barnabas. Muslims love that one, so that's probably where Obama got it from.

[cookcounty]

The hits just keep on coming!

[Brookhaven]

This is right up there with the “Jesus was a vegitarian” billboards the PETA put up a few years ago.

Do they not understand that when they say these things, people just shake their heads in amazement. Really, it is beyond laughing at. It falls into the feeling sorry for them stage.

[Waco]

0’bama matchs Mel Brooks in organizing.

[cookcounty]

""But will Obama deny he knew Ayers three times before the rooster crows? "

Or Steve Klonsky, his pal and head of the (Marxist-Leninist) Communist Party, not to be confused with the Communist Party USA (though I can't tell you the difference---they are all nutters of a malevolent type).

[N. Theknow]

*sigh*

I don't care about the name.

I am saying Barack is an ass.

It's a joke.

Just like a call in show to speak with Barack would be about jawboning with an ass.

[BrynS728]

Apparently Cohen conveniently left out the Old Testament - Sarah was the mother of a nation.

[kabar]

Nice going Cohen. And who killed Jesus Christ?