[Jibaholic]

This is a great place to quote Mark Steyn's editorial from after Bush's victory in the 2004 election.

The big question after Tuesday was: will it just be more of the same in George W Bush's second term, or will there be a change of tone? And apparently it's the latter. The great European thinkers have decided that instead of doing another four years of lame Bush-is-a-moron cracks they're going to do four years of lame Americans-are-morons cracks. Inaugurating the new second-term outreach was Brian Reade in the Daily Mirror, who attributed the President's victory to: "The self-righteous, gun-totin', military-lovin', sister-marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport-ownin' rednecks, who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land 'free and strong'."

Well, that's certainly why I supported Bush, but I'm not sure it entirely accounts for the other 59,459,765.

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[thulldud]

Well, that's certainly why I supported Bush, but I'm not sure it entirely accounts for the other 59,459,765.

I checked myself against his list, but I came up short:

• self-righteous (Gave up on that years ago.)
• gun-totin' (Own 'em, but don't have CCW. Yet.)
• military-lovin' (Oh, yeah! Although I couldn't join up.)
• sister-marryin' (Uh, no.)
• abortion-hatin' (Guilty as charged.)
• gay-loathin' (I'll give him this one, too.)
• foreigner-despisin' (Nope.)
• non-passport-ownin' (Nope again.)
• rednecks (Depends. Do you hafta know "both kinds" of music?)

So I scored about 30%. Play again?