This thing is gawd awful. They tried to please everybody and have ended up with a cobbled together clown suit that looks like something for the Gay Caballero’s Marching Band Drill Team - except for the red silk sash.
OK - I am sending you a bill for a new keyboard - I think the Apple Juice that just spewed out of my NOSE all over it and my monitor will be a bit hard to clean up!
I haven't laughed that hard at a FR post in quite a while, thank you!