Bathtub Boy is now on Suicide Watch. Remove all sharp objects from the room.
What a pathetic, plastic-haired bag of gas!
“What a pathetic, plastic-haired bag of gas”
The only person more unhappy tonight than Olberman is a bald unemployed mannequin and the only thing that might be more humiliating to Keith than loosing his exalted anchor chair would be having to give his hair piece back to it’s rightful owner.