[ErnBatavia]

I like his last (unrelated) snippet at the link:

By the way, there's a new dining tip for people going out in Oakland.

Be sure to order soup.

That way when the robbery starts, you can slip off your jewelry and drop it into soup so the robbers won't see it.

[eureka!]

LOL, sadly...

[CurlyDave]

That way when the robbery starts, you can slip off your jewelry and drop it into soup so the robbers won't see it.

This says a lot about Oakland.

Here in rural OR, I just make sure my .38 is loaded. Enough of us do that so the robbery never starts...