[Vince Ferrer]

Yes, in China, the prostitutes I have encountered know English, but it isn't very good English. It doesn't have to be. It's more like, "Hey! F***! 100 Yuen!" How much more do they need to know?

P.S. No, I have not used their services. They come after people on the street, and are not subtle.

[Dilbert San Diego]

I’ve heard some of those stories. I’ve heard how some reach right down to certain parts of the body, which immediately gets a man’s attention.