Posted on 09/06/2008 10:16:23 PM PDT by Brookhaven
How many Obama’s does it take to change a light bulb?
One—split in half. One half to do the grunt work—though he only got the job because of the quota system, the other half to supervise him and get paid more cause he’s the foreman’s cousin.
LOL. My vote for the funniest so far.
How many?
He could write a book about it
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How many?
Is that a racist question?
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The audacity of changing light bulbs
THAT'S RACIST!!!!
Would you clarify something?
Is this a typical white lightbulb?
Fifty-seven. One for each state.
How many Rev. Wrights does it take to change a light bulb?
Why are we talking about White Bulbs when the African has been subsumed by this culture. The African Bulb is not African over here, and no matter how often we talk about changing the bulbs, we will still be ignored! The history of the black man’s bulb is the shadow history, the alternate history of bulbs in America!
Some people, some people say the White Bulb can help us. That we have much to learn from the White Bulb. I say God Damn the White Bulb! God Damn the imperialist, colonialist, racist, rich, suburban, Republican manufacturers at GE.
I will never change the bulbs. Change the bulbs yo damn self!
lol!
7.
One to rotate and replace the lightbulb, and six to investigate Sarah Palin for complicity in shutting off power.
Obama will first have to organize protests against the light bulb manufacturers for producing bulbs that fail in the first place, and against landlords and anyone else who doesn’t replace bulbs as a matter of course, and then against the government for forcing everyone to sit in the dark. The thought of simply putting in a new bulb never actually occurs to anyone.
They all vote 'present'.
Mr. Obama has been preparing to change that bulb for 18 MONTHS, while his opponent was only a bulb changer of a small town!
Obama will meet John McCain anytime, anywhere to screw in that light bulb!
Obama draws his face upward and answers ..."None, I am the light."
Only The One Obama can CHANGE a light bulb.
Who knows? Obama just HOPES that he can CHANGE the light bulb.
Perhaps this is a question important enough for him to finally call his first meeting of his subcommittee to investigate.
Just one - to call Hillary and ask her to do it for him.
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