“Mr. Obama, it’s three in the morning and Putin has just attacked Ukraine and the Baltic States. Russian tanks and planes are killing civilians by the thousands. What should we do?”
“Who? Uh. Well. Er. Sorry, that’s above my pay grade. Call me again after breakfast and maybe I can get a few advisers together to discuss it.”
“Who? Uh. Please! Make the bad men go away. I just want to eat my waffle."