Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday 9/5/08

The EIB Network ^ | September 5, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, Doctor of Democracy, and Chief of the Patriotism Police. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY

[vacuumbob]

This is all you need to know...

[CSM]

Wow! He just called Obama a “poor little man child!”

My fellow cube dwellers think I am nuts because he really has me laughing out loud!

[RDasher]

LOL perfect

[Son House]

Heart would be a big disappointment if that is so, joining the ranks of Springsteen, Bono, Bon Jovi, Jackson Browne, Carol King[that one really hurt, she came to our college, I was all exited, only to be deflated by her support for Jon Kerry]

[saveliberty]

Rush was on the phone with Greta van Susteren last night.

He was very enthusiastic.

[retrokitten]

Ping to #121! It’s hysterical!!

[Joisey]

Where’s Shanklin with a “Sarahcuda” parody?????? C’mon, Paul, get on the stick!

[Clint N. Suhks]

YOU DA MAN!

[mylife]

Sarahcuda!

[bluerose]

A great bootcamp:

“When they’re not protesting, they’re staffing AIDS clinics, handing out condoms, bailing criminals out of jail and helping illegal aliens and the homeless obtain food stamps and other welfare.”

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I doubt that Heart would let Shanklin use the song.

[American Quilter]

So in 2012 vote for me RightWingTeen!!

It's good to know there are fine young conservatives like you out there. You are the future, and who knows--in about 2030 we might indeed be voting for you!

[mylife]

Might want to give the sever a few minutes to settle out before clicking that link

[Matchett-PI]

An operative in the Obama campaign, per Flopping Aces.

[Son House]

Drill Here, Drill Now, Economy explodes (in a good way)!

point, Hockey Moms can afford more lipstick if their not spending all their money on gas

[Beloved Levinite]

"Sarah Challenges Hillary to a Dual" (a gun dual, for those in Riolinda! ;) You mean Chelsey don't you?

Naa, it's be Hillary in 2012. Chelea's a non-starter. Why? I'll be nice and say nothing.

[mylife]

Interesting...

I hope they can pin it on Barama!

[Joisey]

OAFRAH: OFFICALLY BANS PALIN.

I can't wait to watch her lose half her female audience...

[sono]

More CowbellPalin!

[Alas Babylon!]

I don’t think they can have any say in it.

Satire has always been fair use.

Look at Weird Al Yankovic. Many of the songs he parodies upset the original artists, but there’s nothing they can do, as it’s a parody.