Posted on 09/04/2008 5:25:45 PM PDT by Kaslin
Following is the speech Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin delivered Wednesday night in St. Paul, Minn., in accepting the Republican Party's nomination for vice president.
Mr. Chairman, delegates and fellow citizens: I am honored to be considered for the nomination for vice president of the United States.
I accept the call to help our nominee for president to serve and defend America. I accept the challenge of a tough fight in this election against confident opponents at a crucial hour for our country.
And I accept the privilege of serving with a man who has come through much harder missions and met far graver challenges and knows how tough fights are won the next president of the United States, John S. McCain.
It was just a year ago when all the experts in Washington counted out our nominee because he refused to hedge his commitment to the security of the country he loves.
With their usual certitude, they told us that all was lost there was no hope for this candidate who said that he would rather lose an election than see his country lose a war.
But the pollsters and pundits overlooked just one thing when they wrote him off. They overlooked the caliber of the man himself the determination, resolve and sheer guts of Sen. John McCain. The voters knew better.
And maybe that's because they realize there is a time for politics and a time for leadership, a time to campaign and a time to put our country first.
Our nominee for president is a true profile in courage, and people like that are hard to come by.
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In comparison, watching Obama speak today in York, PA, was sooo borrring.
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* Fox is starting a new reality show
when Sarah Palin Attacks
* Sarah Palins enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
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One of the better laugh lines "The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?? {pause} Lipstick!!" is not contained in this 'verbatim' speech.
When the Obamamessiah goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Sarah Palin.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Sarah Palin. Sarah stared at the bear, and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
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