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New Democrat Theme Song
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/09/04/new-democrat-theme-song/ ^ | WM Briggs

Posted on 09/04/2008 3:48:29 PM PDT by mattstat

Lifetime Democrat and far-left advocate Linda Ronstadt threw her support behind that party’s nominee Thursday, according to the singer’s agent. Ms Ronstadt donated her Top 40 hit “Poor, Poor Pitiful Me” to the campaign which immediately adopted it as its theme song.

“The lyrics to Ms Ronstadt’s song perfectly embody what the Democrat party is all about,” said campaign spokesperson Simon bar Sinister. “The line ‘Woe, woe is me!; really speaks to all Americans,” he continued.

These thoughts were echoed by The Chosen One himself, when he said, “‘Poor, poor pitiful us’ encapsulates all that is wrong with America. Sure, I’m doing OK, and most of the people I know are doing fine, but there’s a lot of hurt out there—or so I’ve heard. We want people to really feel sorry for themselves, and this song help tremendously with that goal. The only way that people can be happy is if the government takes care of them. If I take care of them.”

Sinister agrees saying, “The ‘man’ spoken of in the song who ‘really worked me over good’ was clearly George Bush. It’s astonishing Linda would have seen Bush coming so long ago.”

The song is attached below for your enjoyment.

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1 posted on 09/04/2008 3:48:29 PM PDT by mattstat
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To: mattstat

Ode to Soupline America ...


2 posted on 09/04/2008 3:55:10 PM PDT by Tarpon (Three things matter when selecting a President - character, character and character.)
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To: mattstat

Ok - those are not her words, as “Poor, poor pitiful me” is not her song. It’s Warren Zevon’s.

And his version was better, too.


3 posted on 09/04/2008 3:56:13 PM PDT by Darth Tokarev (E pur si muove)
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To: Darth Tokarev

Didn’t he also do “Werewolves of Washington”?

Did Ronstadt EVER do anything original? So much for travelin’ to the beat of a different drum.


4 posted on 09/04/2008 3:58:06 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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To: mattstat

Reminds me a little something my husband teases me with when I tell him I love him. (I guess I do that a little too often.)

But anyway, I don’t know where he got it from but it goes like this: No body loves me. Everybody hates me. Boy do I like worms.

Well from now on when I think of their party I’m going to be thinking that they are the, No body loves me. Everybody hates me. Boy do I like worms. party : )


5 posted on 09/04/2008 4:05:58 PM PDT by GloriaJane (http://www.download.com/gloriajane)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

Indeed he did. In fact, the last time I saw him, , when he played “Werewolves”, they dragged out a cardboard of Hillary with flashing red lights for eyes. Brilliant!


6 posted on 09/04/2008 4:08:24 PM PDT by Darth Tokarev (E pur si muove)
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To: A_Former_Democrat
The true Dem theme song is Money for Nothin

"I shoulda learned to play the guitar I shoulda learned to play them drums Look at that mama, she got it stickin in the camera Man we could have some fun And hes up there, whats that? hawaiian noises? Bangin on the bongoes like a chimpanzee That aint workin thats the way you do it Get your money for nothin get your chicks for free"

7 posted on 09/04/2008 4:08:25 PM PDT by Operation_Shock_N_Awe (I'd rather be a conservative nut job than a liberal with no nuts and no job)
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To: Darth Tokarev
It does seem odd that Ms. Ronstadt would donate somebody else’s song.

Not really, what is more Bolshecratic than taking the labor of someone and giving it to someone else.

It does seem to be particularly app for Obama, since, that is what we will be when he gets through, "Poor, poor pitiful we."

8 posted on 09/04/2008 4:08:50 PM PDT by depressed in 06 (Bolshecrat, the party of what if and whine.)
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To: mattstat

Here are my three favorite - for your listening pleasure;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA77ptBdVZ4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fu5Oe-EkHE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAU3lUSFTM

God Bless America!

Oh, and of course —

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4s0nzsU1Wg


9 posted on 09/04/2008 4:09:28 PM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.)
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To: GloriaJane

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. I’m goin’ out and eat or-r-r-ms. Long slim slimy ones, short fat juicy ones, itsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy wor-r-rms.

I learned that before the alphabet song :-D, as did everyonhe I know...


10 posted on 09/04/2008 4:12:33 PM PDT by toomuchcoffee ( Yeah, I'll help you buy some real estate)
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To: mattstat

Good one, but hardly “a credit to his gender” ;-)

Moonbat or not, still love Linda’s voice.


11 posted on 09/04/2008 4:14:25 PM PDT by bigbob (2)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

Yes and Warren also wrote “Mohammed’s Candidate (sic)” and “Things To Do In Denver When Your Dead”


12 posted on 09/04/2008 4:19:42 PM PDT by bleach (They have Obama- We have Oh! MAMA.)
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To: Darth Tokarev

It’s been an open secret for years that Warren Zevon was actually Linda Ronstadt in drag. A few years ago she ago tired of her alter ego and retired it permanently.


13 posted on 09/04/2008 4:21:12 PM PDT by mattstat (http://wmbriggs.com)
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To: toomuchcoffee

So from now on when that crosses out minds there will be two of u thinking of the dems LOL!


14 posted on 09/04/2008 4:21:47 PM PDT by GloriaJane (http://www.download.com/gloriajane)
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To: mattstat; calcowgirl

Poing-oing-oing!!!


15 posted on 09/04/2008 4:23:05 PM PDT by SierraWasp (I'm not against the environment, just GovernMental EnvironMentalism!!! (our new state religion))
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To: mattstat

I was thinking of Beck’s Loser.


16 posted on 09/04/2008 4:40:33 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: SierraWasp; BufordP
Ronstadt donated her Top 40 hit “Poor, Poor Pitiful Me” to the campaign ...

ROFL!

17 posted on 09/04/2008 4:47:02 PM PDT by calcowgirl ("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." P. J. O'Rourke)
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To: calcowgirl

They never realized it could cut two ways!


18 posted on 09/04/2008 5:25:44 PM PDT by K-oneTexas (I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
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To: calcowgirl

Damn shame the double-E train don’t run no more!


19 posted on 09/04/2008 8:10:49 PM PDT by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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