What Would Obama Say?

New York Times ^

[Republican Red]

Obama has a Speechwriter!!!!

Gasp!

The One doesn't write his own speeches?

[pipecorp]

What Would Obama Say? What he's always said.

[sportutegrl]

What would Obama Say?

Whatever is on the teleprompter.

[conservativeharleyguy]

Let me get this straight.

Obama’s spouting the words of a bunch of 20-somethings? My Intern has more experience than they do, but he doesn’t write my presentations or our policies.

[A_Former_Democrat]

My guess:

“Um, uh, hmmm, uh, ah, . . . present”

(Where’s my damn Marxist white puppeteers when I need them?”)

[Opinionated Blowhard]

uh . . . . . uh . . . . . uh, uh, you know . . . . .uh . . . . like, you know . . . .

[massgopguy]

I bet Barack’s 20 year old speechwriters are anything but straight.

[xcamel]

"Present ?!"

[bpjam]

BINGO!!!!

Without that teleprompter, Obama just stammers and uses ‘um’ about twice a sentence. For a guy who went to Harvard Law, you’d think he has a more organized mind and the ability to fluently process thoughts.

[libstripper]

What do you mean?? Allah, channeling Karl Marx and Vlad Lenin, writes his speeches.

[Question Liberal Authority]

I thought Obama’s speeches descended from the heavens on stone tablets.

[surely_you_jest]

I bet Barack’s 20 year old speechwriters are anything but straight.

Do you think that their boss is straight? So why would they?

[Question Liberal Authority]

By my calculations, Obama’s speechwriter was 10 years old when Sarah Palin was first elected to public office.

[HIDEK6]

with a baby face and closely shorn stubble.

Does that mean he shaves every third day?

I understand that is fashionable now, though I don't get it.

[Question Liberal Authority]

“Uh, uh, are, uh, uh, uh, um. That’s — that’s a bunch — so — so let me tick these off. Deh... Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, uh. So the issue is not a perception that, uh... Weh, weh, let me put it this way. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, We’re — we’re trying to — you know, we’ve got a bipartisan group here and — and — and, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, uh, uh, uh.” - Barack Obama, press conference, July 22, 2008.

[griswold3]

He needs a ‘handler’! OMG he off the reservation!

elections.foxnews.com/2008/09/04/obama-surge-succeeded-beyond-wildest-dreams/

[Brookhaven]

Apparently the NYT didn’t get the memo. The Dems are roasting Palin because she had a speechwriter. Now they run an article the day after Palin’s speach about Obama’s speechwriter.

[Question Liberal Authority]

Do you think that their boss is straight? So why would they?

That is the sort of vicious, mean spirited personal attack that should only be used on the unborn child of a 17 year old woman.

[Tublecane]

He has no time to shave: there’s a world to save!

[Zevonismymuse]

Axelrod says"...the notion of surrendering that much authority over his own words.”

I notice the word "notion" frequently turns up in Obama's content of conversation. Also the phrase, "if you will". This guy is very contrived. He is such a phony.