Next they will be saying she used cocaine!
Worse, oh so much worse. They found out she buys her morning coffee from.... I don't dare say it... McDonalds..
She even has the audacity to buy food at..... oh the humanity, the torture... Wal Mart..
..Worst of all, she was caught the other day taking her kids into this place called a 'mall'. Obama doesn't know what that is, but he thinks it must be a weird Christian cult.
resume enhancer (to the left :)