[CodeToad]

Laura is the LAST person anyone should be taken advice from. Her life has been littered with failure after failure and bad decision after bad decision. If she wasn’t making money giving out bad advice she’d be trailer trash.

[CottonBall]

Her life has been littered with failure after failure and bad decision after bad decision.

How so? She has a successful marriage, her son is in Iraq defending us (that used to be important here), and she is doing exactly the job she loves doing. (And not that it's important, making a ton of money doing it).

I want to be such a failure myself.