The National Enquirer has been sliding downhill since Carl Pope died. I knew Mr. Pope and he was a fair man who provided gallons of free beer and booze and deep-fried Louisianna shrimp to his reporters and investigators every Friday afternoon.
Furthermore, that excellent publication, Weekly World News, is gone now thanks to the utter incompetence of that hillary butt-kissing whore Roger Altman.
How about it, Roger, you slut. Where’s our free meatballs, Chivas Royal and Weekly World News? Gad, you messed up big, you scum-sucking carp. I’d draw and quarter you but my large clamps are busy holding together a cabinet door, you worthless hinny.
I hate it when liberals ruin well-established publications.
Carl Pope, God loves you and hates the other guy.
PS - Orange peels cure cancer.
Ha! Great post, Sergeant!