[Kevmo]

I don’t know much about physics. Remember, I flunked out of Navy Nuke School!
***At least you got accepted. 2 years later, when you were sitting on the grass on a nice, pretty spring day, your counterpart was slaving away in a nuke sub sweatshop. You may have dodged a bit of a bullet there.

[null and void]

Naaaahhh,

The real bullet is that he could have become Jimmuh Carter!