She’s on the “Welfare Rights Committee”.
That explains it - she doesn’t have to buy her own food.
She’s big enough for Russia to invade
Her favorite beverage is gravy
She thinks a balanced meal is a 15 pound ham in each hand
She’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
The cops said “Haul your butt out of here.” and it took her six trips.
When she eats at McDonalds they have to change the sign
LOL
When she puts on her little black dress it looks like outer space