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Sarah Palin: she came from nowhere
The times [UK] ^ | 9/1/08 | Chris Ayres

Posted on 09/01/2008 6:30:44 PM PDT by mathprof

At the age of 10, Sarah Palin got her very own bunny rabbit. Which means to say that she crouched down in the grass outside her family home, aimed her shotgun and blew its furry little head off. That's how things work in Alaska. You kill stuff. You freeze it. You turn it into stew. Even as a pre-pubescent, the future Governor of Alaska - and now, perhaps, the future Vice-President of the United States - was able to fully exercise her Second-Amendment right to keep and bear arms. There's no doubt about it: even by the standards of the Deep South or the Wild West, America's 49th state is an intense place. It's absurdly big, for a start. Bigger than Britain, Sweden, Norway, Finland and Denmark combined. Yet it has the population of Bristol. The capital, Juneau, isn't even accessible by land - which tells you everything you need to know about how much Alaskans enjoy other people's company. They'd rather be alone in the mountains, fully armed.

Strictly speaking, Palin isn't a native Alaskan, but she might as well be. She moved there from Idaho as an infant when her father, Chuck Heath, took a teaching job in Skagway, near the border with British Columbia. The family moved later to Wasilla, a town of 400 people, about an hour to the northeast of the state's biggest city, Anchorage. Until two years ago Palin was Mayor of Wasilla, which is why no one in their right mind expected John McCain to appoint her as his vice-presidential candidate - a job that potentially puts her second-in-line to the most powerful job on Planet Earth. To be fair, of course, Wasilla is bigger than it used to be. According to most estimates, all of 7,000 people call it home today.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008vvep; banglist; freepun; hunting; palin; sarahpalin
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1 posted on 09/01/2008 6:30:45 PM PDT by mathprof
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To: mathprof

The UK doesn’t get the whole gun thing in the US.

They really haven’t since 1776.


2 posted on 09/01/2008 6:32:22 PM PDT by Senator Goldwater
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To: mathprof
At the age of 10, Sarah Palin got her very own bunny rabbit. Which means to say that she crouched down in the grass outside her family home, aimed her shotgun and blew its furry little head off.

It's head probably didn't come off.

3 posted on 09/01/2008 6:32:26 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (when you're bot, you're pwn3d)
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To: mathprof
Got in trouble with trying to post Palin images here, but I also tried to post this:
4 posted on 09/01/2008 6:33:15 PM PDT by mathprof
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To: mathprof

HOW THE PALIN PICK TRUMPS OBAMA-BIDEN

5 posted on 09/01/2008 6:33:31 PM PDT by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: Senator Goldwater

Which is why we sent them running back home.......we continue to have and to know how to use those guns. This is now what scares the Dems so much.


6 posted on 09/01/2008 6:34:08 PM PDT by maeng
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To: Senator Goldwater
Right after we shoved a rather large one right up their tight redcoat a##es and pulled the trigger...
7 posted on 09/01/2008 6:34:35 PM PDT by xcamel (Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
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To: mathprof
Which means to say that she crouched down in the grass outside her family home, aimed her shotgun and blew its furry little head off.

Yep, the Brits really understand us don't they.

9 posted on 09/01/2008 6:36:12 PM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner ("We must not forget that there is a war on and our troops are in the thick of it!"--Duncan Hunter)
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To: the invisib1e hand

Upon reading this, my first thoughts were of the Scottish rabbit dinner in the movie Local Hero.


10 posted on 09/01/2008 6:36:32 PM PDT by Domestic Church (AMDG....)
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To: mathprof

I wonder what they would say about a one-term House member that never won another office until he became president.


11 posted on 09/01/2008 6:36:42 PM PDT by Ingtar (Go Palin! Oh, I supppose the other guy too. '08)
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To: mathprof
At the age of 10, Sarah Palin got her very own bunny rabbit. Which means to say that she crouched down in the grass outside her family home, aimed her shotgun and blew its furry little head off.

Love it. S*ck it ya Brit wusses.

Sorry if I offend anyone. Had it up to here with the Palin bashing.

She should challenge Putin to a target shooting match.

12 posted on 09/01/2008 6:37:09 PM PDT by listenhillary (Why are many feminists not feminine? I think they should give the word back.)
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To: mathprof
2006 estimate, presumably by the US Bureau of the Census, put Wasilla's population at 9236.

James Carville was on TV this morning ridiculing the size of Wasilla's city hall, and talking as if Palin's executive experience was limited to being mayor there. Up to his usual slimy tricks.

13 posted on 09/01/2008 6:38:22 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: mathprof

Sheeesh!
They still can’t get over that US ain’t no more their colony.

Go girl! Blow the RATs heads off!
Vote the bastRATS out into oblivion!!!


14 posted on 09/01/2008 6:38:24 PM PDT by Leo Carpathian (fffffFRrrreeeeepppeeee!)
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To: mathprof

I would love so dearly to have a teleportation device and pull these poofters into the bush in the middle of January when its -85, give them a rifle and the proper clothes and let them try to feed themselves.


15 posted on 09/01/2008 6:38:34 PM PDT by Eye of Unk (Yes I really do live in Wasilla, Alaska.)
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To: Senator Goldwater

If you have a gun, you don’t have to bow.


16 posted on 09/01/2008 6:39:16 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Islam: Imagine a clown car.........with guns.)
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To: mathprof

Damn, can we get some freakin’ balanced coverage like this on the west side of the Atlantic??


17 posted on 09/01/2008 6:39:20 PM PDT by Lysandru
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To: mathprof
At the age of 10, Sarah Palin got her very own bunny rabbit. Which means to say that she crouched down in the grass outside her family home, aimed her shotgun and blew its furry little head off.

Guess this rules out the PETA vote. Right now the libs are digging themselves a deep hole by invading the privacy of her 17 year old daughter. Barak is imitating a scene from Casablanca, "I'm shocked, simply shocked that they're invading this teen's privacy." Look at your campaign web site sir. As a poster aptly noted on another thread, these commentatiors are angering many women and will "be sleeping on the couch soon."

18 posted on 09/01/2008 6:39:25 PM PDT by RochesterFan
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To: Verginius Rufus

Palin By Comparison
Hugh Hewitt

http://townhall.com/Common/PrintPage.aspx?g=0e02ad24-4382-4bb6-9881-293977917e54&t=c


19 posted on 09/01/2008 6:40:09 PM PDT by listenhillary (Why are many feminists not feminine? I think they should give the word back.)
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To: mathprof

“She came from nowhere.”

And she is heading to oblivion.

Off the ticket, Sarah! We want to win!!


20 posted on 09/01/2008 6:41:03 PM PDT by Memphis Moe
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