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To: Delacon

Obviously Alan Colmes was dropped on his head at birth.


16 posted on 09/01/2008 2:36:45 AM PDT by informavoracious (The Other Guy Blinked)
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To: informavoracious
Obviously Alan Colmes was dropped on his head at birth.

and that is as proximate as he has come to female genitalia since

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18 posted on 09/01/2008 2:53:58 AM PDT by Elle Bee
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To: informavoracious
Obviously Alan Colmes was dropped on his head at birth.

Probably once, accidentally.

I suspect his parents may have thrown him to the ground repeatedly after that.

22 posted on 09/01/2008 3:51:01 AM PDT by woofer ('Senator Obama ain't run nothin' but his mouth' - Steyn)
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To: informavoracious

Well, he is funny-looking...;-)


26 posted on 09/01/2008 4:00:20 AM PDT by wazoo1031
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To: informavoracious

Maybe the scissors were too short when Alan was birthed.
barbra ann


27 posted on 09/01/2008 4:01:08 AM PDT by barb-tex ( A prudent man (more so for a woman) foreseeth the evil and hideth him self)
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To: informavoracious

Colmes wasn’t born-he was spawned.


30 posted on 09/01/2008 4:19:17 AM PDT by pistolpetestoys (Sarah ROCKS!!!!!)
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To: informavoracious

The first time I ever saw him on TV I actually made a little noise of dismay. I thought he looked like a monster and I was shocked. I’ve gotten used to the look of him now, but it took me a while.


34 posted on 09/01/2008 4:31:11 AM PDT by DeLaine (All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.)
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