Hmmmm.....I wonder.
I used to listen to Alan’s radio show on the road just to hear people call in and tell him how ugly he is. He must have heard it thousands of times because he would just shrug it off matter of factly and tell them that there was nothing he could do about that. I wonder if he ever considered plastic surgery. By the way he actually looks worse than that picture on the right but he does look a little better than the one on the left.