BREAKING NEWS: Romney Believes He’s Out
By James Poulos
A well-placed source has confirmed that Mitt Romney no longer understands himself to be in consideration for the Republican nomination for Vice President. When asked where he’ll be tomorrow, Romney revealed that he planned to be in Massachusetts. When pressed for a clarification — as to whether that remark constituted an artful prevarication — Romney declared that it did not. Further, one of Romney’s senior advisors has verified that if he put it thus, it’s true.
http://culture11.com/blogs/theconfabulum/2008/08/28/breaking-news-romney-believes-hes-out/
Oh can you imagine the alligator tears that will flow the eyes of his sycophants.