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Tomorrow, the tingle up Chris Matthews legs will make him think he is being tasered. He will narrate as follows.

Here comes Barack. He looks majestic as he pilots his personal chariot, his robes flowing majestically from behind. The crowds are falling in his wake, much like those healed at a Benny Hinn concert. His gentle smile harkens to the Mona Lisa, his humility evident for all to see. It is a dark night, yet he exudes light that illuminates all that he sees and I personally am having tingly feelings I never thought possible. He waves his hand and all fall silent before him as will I. Listen to him.

50 posted on 08/27/2008 12:46:55 PM PDT by WillVoteForFood
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Should have had a replica of the hut his brother George lives in!


57 posted on 08/27/2008 12:55:39 PM PDT by LYSandra
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To: WillVoteForFood

LMAO...oh my...that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.


83 posted on 08/27/2008 1:36:51 PM PDT by lwd (```)
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