"I have never texted or emailed Senator Obama," Mr Clooney said recently. "And I'll offer a million dollars to anyone who could prove otherwise."
This sounds more like Clinton-speak than any distancing ... note the "regular" specification as to contact and the offer of a million dollars to prove that HE hasn't texted or emailed Obama. Doesn't mean you haven't actually received them, George.
So where do I go to collect?