Biden's Acceptance Speech Leaked

The Edwards report ^ | 8/26/08 | Edwards Report

[Rushjr79]

Exclusive sources deep within the DNC have revealed Sen. Joe Biden’s vice presidential acceptance speech, causing an uproar among Obama campaign staffers. Biden is not expected to address plagiarism charges leveled against him. Here are selected excerpts from Biden’s speech:

I’m John Kerry and I’m reporting for duty.

[the anti-liberal]

I liked this one:

Obama/Biden Ticket Worries Environmentalists

Fear spread throughout the environmentalist community early Saturday morning as the news that Barack Obama had chosen Sen. Joe Biden as his vice presidential candidate.  National environmentalist groups are worried that the Obama/Biden ticket would vastly increase the dangers and imminence of global warming, as a result of the combination of hot air released from both candidates.  “This will lead to more hurricanes, an increase in the death of polar bears, and the end of Antarctica as we know it,” claimed activist Harold Scrottle, the head of the Faction for Alleviating Global Warming.  Although the similarities between the two makes them almost indistinguishable,  Scrottle went on to say that the Democratic ticket is more of a danger to the environment than cow flatulence.  Environmentalist Al Gore was unavailable for comment as he was aboard his private plane.

[astyanax]

I heard he was in Vietnam?!

[Tanniker Smith]

I'd heard that it would start:

"Obama been berry, berry good to me..."

[Paleo Conservative]

Whose speech did he plagiarize this time?

[Our man in washington]

Friends, Romans, countrymen, we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure an iron curtain that has descended across the shining city on a hill where we have nothing to fear but fear that we have become two americas where we should tear down this wall and not be red America and blue america but the United States of America where the best is yet to come and you should not ask what your country can do for you but what you can do so that we can have a chicken in every pot and not be crucified on a cross of gold. Good night and good luck.

[Rushjr79]

LOL! That’s great.

[eddie willers]

I have been to the top o the mountain....and yours is the best post.

[Our man in washington]

Thanks!