[politicalwit]

did I leave anything out?

As a matter of fact you did leave something out...they were driving a gas guzzling Hummer loaded with Coors beer and KY bourbon.

[skinkinthegrass]

...and KY bourbon.
...not just any KY Bourbon....Kentucky and environs is the home of some of the finest whisky on Earth and the birthplace of Bourbon. One of my favorites is Maker’s Mark, an exceptionally smooth sipping whisky, or Bourbon, as they call it. Another brand that is neck and neck for drinkability and all around superior quality is Woodford Reserve, a product of Labrot and Graham’s Woodford Reserve Distillery of Versailles, Kentucky.