[SunkenCiv]

On the eve of the Democratic National Convention, in a downtown high-rise conference room lined with two-way mirrors, 21 undecided Colorado voters sit trying to decide whether they have more doubts and reservations about Barack Obama or John McCain... The group has been convened by the pollster Frank Luntz, who usually does this sort of thing on live television but has instead organized the session at the behest of the American Association of Retired Persons and the related activist group Divided We Fail... after two hours of talking, and a pre-convention buildup here in Denver in which Democrats have received lots of positive coverage in this critical swing state, you’d have to say that the news is pretty good for McCain... At first, the atmosphere seems quite friendly for Obama. Luntz asks the Democrats in the room to raise their hands. Four people do so. Then he asks for the independents; about 15 hands go up. And then he asks for Republicans to raise their hands. There are none.

AARP hires a pollster who assembles a group consisting of no Republicans? Stop the presses!!! ;')

[Convert from ECUSA]

"AARP hires a pollster who assembles a group consisting of no Republicans? Stop the presses!!! ;')"

Just AP's standard operating procedure. Actually, that is the SOP for all the main-slime media.