You live in Texas. My my, could there be a connection?
Here's the message you can enlighten your friends with, Reconquistador: no, you're not going take over. No, you won't be running either the government or the military, because the U.S. is not going to surrender to a bunch of Mexicans who want to subjugate the evil Anglos.
If it takes another "civil war", bud, that's what we'll do. And the descendants of the Conquista-thugs can head on back to the Third World hellholes they created.
Or we'll push them there.
I don teenk so, Gringo...