Why would you say such a thing?
I will not insult you in return.
I will just say that it is not
a stupid thing to say if it is true.
Other than the two or three that I keep up with regularly,
I estimate there are a couple or three dozen more
(exactly how many I honestly do not have a clue)
that are packed up in various places
some are in storage, I think,
some are at a relative’s place, if he has not pawned them,
several that were borrowed a few years ago,
some I think may be locked in a chest in my basement,
and there are others,
many or most of which
that I have not seen in quite a few years.
...but at least one is within 2 or 3 steps of me at all times!