Not going to happen. They might as well write an article about him putting Ming the Merciless on the ticket.
"Yeah, Hillary - man, you have to feel for her. Now that Michagan and Florida are seated she won the popular vote, and she's only 300 votes down from winning the delegates too. She'd make a great President, wouldn't she? Sure seems disrespectful to women not at least to consider her for VP, but Obama didn't even ask. Now his VP is another old, white male. I think he's a misogynist. What do you think?"
I'm going to test that one tonight. I bet it'll work, too. ;-)