With so much hype, anyone he picks will be a disappointment. He learned nothing from the Segway launch.
It’s anti-grav, it’s a Jetson car, people will REDESIGN CITIES AROUND IT!!!!
IT’S...IT’S...IT’S....
a scooter. Oh.
It is now official! I just received a text from the Messiah and the text was confirmed through “The One’s” appearance in a jar of mayo I just opened.
The next VEEP of the United States according to this text message and visitation is Former U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders.
Obama/Elders 2008