Then there's the ever present danger of getting yer skirt tangled in one.....
WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Cancer? Do they cause cancer???”
Yes, it may cause cancer of the inner ear, but what is even worse, it causes more global warming. And just think of the many unidentified critters that will be chased out their habitats. It’s an absolute disaster, I tell you.
Oh, the humanity!