Is the Pope Catholic?
Why, heck, just look at his record, McCain haters:
1. He screwed his fellow POWs in the Hanoi Hilton by being the first in line to get out of that hell hole and even helped to torture some of them for his N. Vietnamese buddies
2. After the USS Forestall fire (which, incidentally, he personally lit) didn't he screw the crew by volunteering to go to the USS Oriskany just to get out of Vietnam?
3. And, of course, his 100 percent pro-life record is just bogus because he personally assisted in aborting life of the pregancies he caused.
4. Then, there's that little black Indian baby girl that Cindy tried to bring into his house...Boy did he screw her when he sent her right back packing!
5. And, brother, did he screw Republicans at Saddleback. I can hardly watch the replays of it.
Yup, no doubt about it, McCain will screw Republicans! Thank goodness I'm an American--A GROUP THAT HE APPARENTLY HAS SOMEWHAT OF A HIGHER CALLING TO!
Pope Benedict XVI, no doubt about it.