I remember one of my radio favorites Jerry Pearce (”Radio Detective Show”). He told the story of when he was a uniformed officer and raided a house suspected of drug dealing. Wrong house. Inside was an elderly couple seated at the table. Neither was alarmed. The old man motioned with his fork and told the officers, “Next door.”
These days the old man would be shot for threatening the officer with a deadly weapon — the fork.
Good thing they didn’t own a dog.