I don't have one.
I thought I did, but then came across this fellow's blog.
That part of the world is one helluva mess.
We can joke about sitting back and munching popcorn, and I have made plenty of those wisecracks.
But then, there are real people bleeding.
And it turns out he neglected to mention he's Russian. And you can't be bothered to address that signficant detail that he omitted.