[weegee]

Elaine, [eating dinner with Kramer, Elaine, and Puddy]: "Mmm. This food is fantastic, Peggy: And what a pretty radish rose, huh?"

Kramer: "Well, thank you."

Elaine: "Here's to Peggy, on her first week of being germ-free, free."

[all four make toast]

Kramer: "Yeah. And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much needed and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub."

[all four make another toast]

Peggy: "You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub?"

Kramer: "Oh, yeah, and I use it all the time. Yeah, I made this whole meal in there."

Elaine: "This food was in the shower with you?"

Kramer: "Mm-hmm. I prepared it as I bathed."

[Peggy, Elaine, and Puddy all gag and wretch]

Puddy: "Oh, germs. Germs. Germs!"

< /seinfeld >

[TimSkalaBim]

In a truly George Costanzian moment, using the inwardly directed principles to get himself fired, he ably projected outwardly those same principles to get those around him fired. (Applause)