I DO take my American citizenship very seriously, you see, which is why I take exception to your comment.
The sofa "crack" was utterly hilarious since I haven't heard it before (much) and as for the crack pipe, that's also totally original ...
Of course, you've had ample opportunity to withdraw your comment and have chosen not to, which speaks volumes.
Whatever. You couldn’t ‘call’ anyone on anything if you had a cellphone with 10,000 minutes on it. You ‘take exception’, oh my. Alert the media, sofaman takes his citizenship seriously.