Sorry officer, I don't have my drivers license, her let me show you a scan of it on my MySpaces page using my iPhone
My next call would be from a jail cell.
But then Obama isn't like an ordinary person. He is the annointed savior of the leftists in the USA. We shall not ask difficult questions. RACIST!
I am not impressed with this silly birth certificate business. There is absolutely no reason to think that Obama was born somewhere besides Hawaii, or that he was not born a US citizen.
If he is going to be stopped, he will have to be defeated on the issues. There is no point in distracting people with this kind of questionable, probably made-up eligibility BS.