I have to admit: “too drunk to rescue” was pretty, um, arresting.
The mind races with vivid imagery and scenarios of scruffy, violently hungover and weatherbeaten teenagers dragging themselves home and offering explanations and justifications of the night before to less-than-appreciative parents...as well as the unique gossip around town. Being the parent of a child 'too drunk to be rescued' would most likely not be most people's optimal chosen legacy :-)
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