Researchers Say America Endured 30th Warmest July Since 1895 (Laughable!)

All Headline News ^ | August 8, 2008 | Linda Young

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Has anyone heard of a SINGLE person DYING in a Heat Wave this summer? If there was ONE person that died due to the heat this summer, that would be Headline News 24/7 via the Global Warming morons!

Yeesh! These people make me totally nuts.

[steelyourfaith]

 

Beam Me to Planet Gore !

[Cementjungle]

To make things even worse, yesterday was the 18’th longest day of the year!

[mhx]

113th warmest July since 1895!! Global warming!

[SandRat]

But sheeple will vote Dimocrat because they believe that people who can't tell them if it will rain on Friday CAN tell them that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if they don't start driving a Prius.

[gusopol3]

it has been hot here in the mid-Atlantic, but not the way the global warmers predict, that is with extremely hot highs; just a lot of days in the low 90’s.

[JaguarXKE]

My God! That was close! Imagine if it had been the 29th warmest! These people are really trying their darndest to keep the panic alive! Sometimes I don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

[zerosix]

It definitely was NOT the warmest July in Kansas.

We only had three days over 90 degrees this year. Compare this to 1980 when we had 22 consecutive days over 100 degrees!

Warmest, not hardly.

In fact, I'd stated that we appear to be heading toward another mini Ice Age.

[Texas Eagle]

Whew. I thought it was just me.

I was just telling Mrs. Eagle, "Honey, it's gotta be 3% warmer this year than last."

As usual, she just rolled her eyes.

[Enchante]

Wow, to be in the “top 30” in a century...... well that’s obviously catastrophic!! And if any of the other “top 30” occurred in the 1st half of the 20th Century, as I imagine some did, well obviously the SUVs had been cranked out by the hundreds of millions back then too. I seem to remember Henry Ford announcting the “Model T, SUV Special” back around 1912 or so.......

[nkycincinnatikid]

Only #30? Jeeze, no wonder my sidewalk eggs have been so runny this year.

[Perchant]

My 96 year old Great Uncle said that this was the first July in his life where the temp never reached 100 even once in his neck of the woods.

[JRandomFreeper]

In July 1980, I climbed out of a ditch, breathing dead air, with not a hint of breeze, told daddy's foreman to (self-fornicate^2). It was 115F. I slept under the truck until the crew went back home. I stopped at the recruiter's office.

San Antonio was only 105F. Black flag most of my BMT. It was a relief.

Guys from up north suffered.

/johnny

[gusopol3]

I was in KS in ‘00 (I think) end of August, you had the first 100 degree day of the summer, but you really had a hot September, you may get it yet.

[niteowl77]

They went all the way back to 1895? Why that's practically the dawn of time! And the 30th warmest? Out of 113? Now there is a distinction to be sought!

So... what color ribbon would that correspond to in, say, fair judging terms?

('The 113th annual county fair prize for the 30th best dairy cow goes to Megan Kerfluffenberger and her holstein "Hillary!" To them goes the chartreuse ribbon.')

Mr. niteowl77

[NonValueAdded]

A fraction of a second on Carl Sagan’s cosmic clock; an interval almost too brief to measure. But by all means, let’s wreck the global economy based on that data.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

We have yet to hit 90 degrees this summer in Wisconsin, and in the ‘Augusts of My Youth’ we were as steamy and hot as any Florida or Louisiana swamp. ;)

So, I’m jumping on the ‘Global Cooling Bandwagon,’ which works better for me since I look totally HOT in leggings, rag socks, Army Bunny Boots and big, fluffy, hand-knit sweaters, LOL!

[visualops]

If Americans in many states felt hot last month there was good reason because it was ...lemme guess... SUMMER!!!!!

For Pete's sake these people are unbelievable!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

ROFLMAO! :)

[Kickass Conservative]

No, just like nobody died at Three Mile Island. Yet we haven’t built a Nuke Plant since because people “think” it was a deadly catastrophe.

Question: How many people died because of the heatwave of July 2008?
Hint: One less than died in Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile.