Somehow I just knew we wouldn’t even be done with this crap if we all switched to 85mpg scooters.
Mine won’t do 85 but it will turn 14,000 rpm thru its ported, timed, expansion chambered exhaust with no silencer, lubed with castor oil at 22:1 ratio. Screaming, smoking and shrill mosquito killer. Of course, the neighbors just love me!!